If you are under the age of 15 please inform you're parents that you are reading this!
Yes, I know that the title is very cheesy if you don't get it you will know why I called the post this by the end.
Lets start with the birthday bash. My children were going to become teenagers
Baby No.8 is Isabella, She may not be a super skinny girl, but she is beautiful in her own way -if that little quote sounds familiar its from the Lady Gaga song, Born this way .(: Anyway Cindi is a model of both me and Iqbal. More him in features such as face shape, nose and chunky ways. She does have some of me there though which include my red/pink hair and aqua eyes.
This is my other little girl aka. Isabella's twin, Cindi. She is definitely a female Iqbal, I mean his skin tone, his eyes + colour, his nose, his hair colour and his chubby gene. Like I said with Isabella, Cindi is beautiful in her own unique way and I love her always. I love all of my babies past, present and future.
More birthday's still to come, carrying on with my little Easter bunny baby and my first little prince, Spencer. As the pretty sparkles gathered around him, he started to scream thinking they were trying to get him. After he grew up I gave him a huge hug to make sure he was okay.Spencer is such an athletic young boy, I don't know whether you can tell just by his cap but he loves to play rounders. The story with his cap is that when he grew up we were all walking around the local shops and he spotted this cap and I said "it's too plain, too boring. Its not worth paying for" But he begged me and I just couldn't resist. Wow I sound a terrible mother saying that.
Spence as I call him from time to time, has mainly Wellam's features but the eyes are unknown must be genetics in his dad's side of the family.
The young Grim well Grim Girlie, was up for the final birthday I think she will be more of Grim than Liana. Nothing wrong with that, I just hope she doesn't want to "collects souls" for the family business. The sparkles gathered around her but she just froze must be Grim genetics kicking in already.
LOOK AT HER! how cute! Well thats a mother's opinion. She is a mysterious girl because her father has red eyes she has tan. Her father has got white/yellow/black hair she just has a grey/black strange like I say, Grim must be settling into her rather quickly.
I got her to smile for my viewers so that you can see under all that dark and dullness of the Grim Reaper goes away and the sun shines inside her, with her pearly white teeth. What a little doll she is, not to be taken literally.
Lets fast forward to the story. Wait. Not that far, rewind back to the part where you met first.
Here we are. Do you know where we are? I'll give you a guess it's where art is framed or put on display, yeah you got it, were at the Sunset Valley Art Museum where I met this weird but wooing man. I was strolling around the park when I noticed him and I followed him into here.
Liana -"Name?"
? -"My name? Well its Ukjl Dnjj"
Liana -"Are you serious? Or, waaaait whats your REAL name Mr...."
? -"Okaaaay, Mr Zombie is my name but call me by the name of Rob"
Liana -"Hey well it's nice to meet you Rob. Do you like a challenge?"
Rob -"Yes I love challenge's, why do you have one in mind?"
Liana -"As a matter of fact I do. I am doing a 100 baby challenge, well my challenge is to get to 150 babies, you in?"
Rob -"If you mean would I like to participate as a father in this challenge then yes I would"
Mind Thoughts*Great he's in! I should thank him*
After we talked about him being in the challenge I came up with this really cheesy line. "How bout' we get out of this art museum and I take you for dinner" Luckily he agreed and laughed at my stupidity.
If you notice in this bottom left hand corner, Sue Scotch of Sunset Valley is a 'pap'. One of those slime bags who needs a life and stop mooching of juicy stories of celebrities. I hate them I just want to live a normal life.
We both finally escaped her and arrived at the Bistro. Rob started admiring me and I stood there as if to say "LOOK AT ME!" We laughed so much all night, it was great.Here comes another cheesy line. "I'm like a thunder storm, cus' i've struck you with lightning" Hah, i'm so silly.
It was very odd going out for dinner together because we both sat on our own at different tables, I sat facing the wall and he sat right across the other side. I enjoyed the meal anyway.Look who walked past me whilst me and Rob Zombie were eating its Baby 5, Lorie(left) & Baby 6, June(right) who both seemed to notice and smile at me. I approached them and chatted for a while because I hadn't seen them since they moved out.
Lorie changed her outfit to a black dress which was so 'in' but I had to say to her "Lorie, sweethart, this is a classy restaurant and your outfit is for clubbing" She looked at me and told me she did have a spare in her bag.
She changed into this purple slim fitting dress, it was much more appropriate to wear rather than the dress that shows a lot of skin.
I gave both my girls a hug before they entered the restaurant and then me and Rob went back to my house where we had a comfortable lie down.
When me and Rob the Zombie arrived at my house we straight away got to the baby making thang. The lullaby was faint but clear through my ears. My baby number 12 is was on its way.
I made lunch for me and the family, Rob was on a diet and did not want to eat my home cooked burgers. Oh well more for us as I always say.
Some days passed by slowly and I started to feel the normal nausea symptoms of pregnancy, and as always I cleaned up the toilet grime and slime. "what a lovely life I have." I thought to myself but I wouldn't change it for the world!
After these days had gone by it was the same old thing, I'd wait and wait just for the baby to make an appearance to see me, even if it meant it being a small bump that was barely noticeable.
Whilst I waited for my baby, I went to the spa and got my nails done, what do you think? They are pink to white and I think they look good ;)
Also I messed about with my hair, I shoved it back to look like I was wearing a headband but it just wasn't doing it for me so I tried another style which may look familiar to my viewers.
My old hair is back with a vengeance but should I keep my old hair until the baby was born, I am so unsure.
I as I grew bigger with my baby boy/girl/(s) I invited over a friend that was also pregnant and we were due on the same day! how amazing! We shared our pregnancy stories as Claire held onto my little Molly.
She screamed and clenched onto her big baby belly, it was time for her.
Then as I went to calm my nerves with my cool sprinkler my labour hit! It was sharp but I could handle this one on my own. I calmly called a taxi and told them I needed to go to the hospital because I was in labour.
The taxi driver arrived at my house within seconds of me telling them and he drove me safely and calmly also luckily there was no traffic to be seen.
Here I am walking into the hospital, knowing full-well of what was about to happen, I was about to be given a miracle or more than 1, I had know idea but "the not knowing is what keeps me going"
My girls even took my two friends to the hospital Isabella took my good friend Claire Ursine in and comforted her through the birth and Claire even wanted Issy to be the Auntie to this child as Claire had no siblings. "What a nice gesture, I accept" Issy said with a smile.
Cindi took my other friend of the name Fiona McIrish. Cindi asked if Fiona wanted her to stay and Fiona nodded with relief and Cindi is also a Auntie to Fiona's baby. I am a proud mum to these girlies, well I am proud of them all but my girls are Aunties to my friends daughters or sons!
Out of the hospital I came with a bundle of joy wrapped in a blue blanket which matched his unbelievable skin colour! He was named Brendan and he was my second baby boy in my challenge he was a zombie. This is baby 12. I took him home in the taxi that I arrived in and waited for the new "Aunties" to come back home and show me the pictures.
Brendan Masons - Baby 12
Isabella's Picture: Claire Ursine with Issy's nephew Garland. |
Cindi's Picture: Fiona McIrish with Cindi's niece Delores. |
Before I leave you I want to show you our goldfish FRANK. enjoying his-self in the bowl (:
I am so sorry the post is so short I plan to make the next one extra informed (If that makes sense) Stay well everyone! (:
Good luck on your goal to 150... you are to an amazing start!
ReplyDeleteAhaha! I guess the name "Rob the Zombie" amuses me so much as there is a musician who goes by the name Rob Zombie! 150 Babies? wow! That's quite the challenge! Good luck! :D
ReplyDelete@aspenchronicles: Haha wow! I didn't know that, that is funny. Yeah 150 babies, arent I lucky. I don't know how I will make every post different but I will try my hardest. :-)
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