My old friend Vanessa Wood dropped by to pay me a visit and she told me she had a surprise for me. I couldn't help but wonder what it was because Ness, was quite a funny gal.
"Ello Governa" She exclaimed in her best attempt to mock me even though I don't come from London and don't sound like that. But still she made me laugh with it.
With saying that she turned to the side and put her thumbs up with a wink as though a camera were there.
"Oh, Vanessa." I smirked.
"We're gonna have an awesome day, I got it all planned.. Do you have two horses?"
"No, but I can arrange for another to be hired instantly?"
"Do it redhead" She winked.
"...Done"
"Grab yourself a pillow blondie" I warned Vanessa. "Boomshackalacker" I hit her in the head with a pillow.
"Oh, you did not just do that Masons"
"But I think I did Wood"
"Well then, take THIS..." She hit me with her pillow so hard that I spun round to get my balance.
Soon enough, the rented horse arrived and her name was Bella, we had her for the whole day (Side note: I picked her because she was named Bella and I know Nessa is into Twilight ^_^)
I grabbed Bonkers and saddled him up ready for me to jump up on him. "Ready Bonkers?" I teased, he neighed which I could only take as a yes.
We went to this little beach that was close to my house and took a portable barbecue. Me and Nessa stayed at the beach until the sky turned orange, that's when we decided to head back to my house.
Ness, took the lead. "You do know your way back, don't you?" I teased.
"Of course I do! I'm Vanessa, i'm the best" She winked.
I asked Vanessa to stay the night and she agreed quite contently. We brought a movie called The Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, this was the latest one of the Pirates of the Caribbean. Pennie decided to join us in our film time too.
"Ooh look at Johnny Depp" Nessa squeaked.
"Forget him, look at that sexy pirate guy with the ripped shirt" I winked at her.
We then resorted to the water slide, where Nessa thought it would be cool to go down face planting the ground. Afterwards, I don't think she found it a good idea.
Next on our fun list was to play Pajama Hopscotch, the name of the game sums it up, you play hopscotch... in your pajama's.
Random Photo: We saw a black deer up on the hill, just casually walking along.
The last thing we did was hang out on the swings until the sun rose. "It was great having you over Ness"
"Yep, I had fun, although i'm pretty tired so i'm gonna head home now"
"Before you go.." My eyes averted towards Bella. "I adopted her for you, seen as you had so much fun riding her"
"Really, thank you so much."
"It's no problem it's a Thank you from me oh and I also got you this" I placed a small grey puppy down in front of her.
"He's so cute, he's gonna be called Webster"
I think i've made one girl very happy there. "Bye Ness, see you soon" I yelled as she rode away on Bella with Webster on her lap.
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Starting from oldest to youngest this time. Angeni and Ivie grew up to be such pretty girls, this picture just doesn't show it to well because of the sunlight.
Angeni definitely looked more like her father, she had his face shape, his nose, his mouth, but her eye colour and shape were me. Her hair was still blonde but she put these fake coloured extentions in into this pigtail style.
Ivie was probably more me, she had my pale skin, my hair colour, my nose, my mouth. Her eyes were brown which were neither me or her father. She too did the pigtail style that her twin had and they dressed in the same outfits just different colours.
Fagan, I was right about his hair being like Donny's. It's so long but suits him rather well, I have to say... I don't actually know who he looks like, I might know when he becomes a teen like the girls.
"Hi boys" I cooed as I tried to snap a picture of them.
Lockwood, the one in the rainbow top, had my eye colour and my hair colour and well obviously his fathers skin. Although, he doesn't have any hair, bless him. I think he has my head/face shape more rounded.
Piers, he has my hair colour with only a little bit more hair than his brother. His eyes are his fathers, a light pale green. I would say his head/face shape is more like his dad's head/face shape.
It was waffles for breakfast , they were crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and my kids enjoyed them. They even had some cream and fruit with them.
I took advantage of my spare time to invite over that pink vampire man to get me pregnant, he refused to because he was married and already had a child.
I begged him, I even got on my knees and begged him to. He said he'd donate his 'genetics' to me. So I went to the hospital and my pregnancy was developing as normal.
After I got pregnant, I brought out my sun lounger and umbrella and relaxed in the sun of Sunset Valley for a while. Obviously I was too relaxed, as I fell asleep.
When I woke, I felt awfully sick, but it was that feeling of sickness that I got with every pregnancy, so I was fine with it because it just meant that my baby was developing fine.
Okay maybe this part I wasn't so fine with, I hate vomiting, it makes me go all tingly and light. Secondly I hate it because my head is down a toilet, one of pregnancy's downsides.
I slipped into my dressing gown for comfort and got myself a hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles on top. In the corner of my eye as I was about to sit down I noticed something, a big something..
It was a bird cage. "How could I not have noticed this.. it's a big clunky bird cage, with a chirping bird inside" I felt like I was going insane, I truly could not think about how on earth it got here. "It's time to investigate" I whispered
Fagan was sat down in the book corner, so I approached him.
"Hey Fagan, I have a quick question for ya"
"Shoot, mum!"
"What's that bird cage?"
"It's the school pet"
"Then it's you that brought it home, cage and all?"
"Nope, ask my sisters"
"Girls, sit, sit" They sat down nervously
"I didn't do it" exclaimed Ivie worriedly.
"Do what?" Angeni whispered to her sister
"I don't know but I feel like we're in trouble"
"You aren't in trouble girls, I just wanted to ask you something"
"Okay.." they said simultaneously
"What is that bird cage?"
"It's the school pet" Ivie chirped.
"Yes, yes. I knew that but what is it doing here?"
"Well.. it's a school project to look after the school pet for 2 days, so me and Ivie offered."
After waking them at 6:30 am, all my kids went outside to play in the sand pit before school and they took the toddlers out with them, but it was all too much for little Piers who decided the sand pit was so comfortable that he'd go back to sleep.
The school bus was going to arrive in an hours time but Fagan forgot that he had homework to do and just scribbled down some answers quickly before the bus' horn beeped.
"Pee-you Bonkers, you're stinky, let's give you a good ol' brush, hmm" So I brushed his fur, getting out all the muck and dirt that was stuck in there. "That's better" I whispered softly to him as his fur shone cleanly.
Whilst I was brushing him, I thought I may aswell clean out his hooves before he gets an infection from the dirt and bugs in there. "This hoof" I said to Bonkers as I tapped his leg. "Now, this one.. there we are"
To treat my horse, I got someone to deliver a big bale of hay outside our house and they gave me a pitchfork for free. I knew what I was doing from when I kept Cookie, so I stabbed at it and flung bits of hay all over the place until the bale was no more.
Lockwood was being fussy and screaming the place down so I went into him and said "What's wrong?"
"Bed, mummy. Bedddd!" He sobbed. So I placed him into his crib and he was flat out asleep as soon as I took my hands away from him.
Angeni helped out with Piers who was being nice and calm unlike his twin brother. She even offered to read him a story which he didn't refuse as it was his favorite although it was just one she made up along the way.
"Right, now Pennie. I want you to sit, just like me"
"That's it Siiit"
"Good girl, you did it. Well done" I taught Pennie to sit down in just half an hours time, she's a quick learner.
"You are so clever, you're a good girl Pennie" I made a big fuss over Pennie for learning her first trick and she even got a belly rub out of it.
The doctors called me in for an annual check up, but when I looked over to see the doctor, it was my daughter. Baby 6, June.
"Hi baby girl!"
"Mum, I aren't your baby girl am I?" She giggled.
"Always. Anywho, I never knew you were a doctor and especially specializing in pregnancy!"
"Yes, teen pregnancy I specialize in. See, with me having Travis Jr. as a teen I felt it was my duty"
"That's great. Well the doctors wanted to check this pregnancy"
June jumped onto the computer and started mumbling things "Uh-huh, that's right" "That's all working fine"
"Mum, i'm gonna take a look at your scan alright?"
"Yeah, I don't bother looking at those anymore, i'm just glad when they my baby is healthy"
"Do you know how many babies you're having?"
"N0, is it twins?"
"Nope."
"Triplets, then?"
"Mother prepare yourself.. You're having Quadruplets."
"QUADRUPLETS!?" My eyes widened and my jaw dropped.
I invited my daughter back to my house and glanced down at my belly. "June, I just can't believe i'm carrying 4 babies"
"Well believe it" She teased.
"I feel so selfish, I forgot to ask, how's little Travis Jr. he was just a baby last time I saw him?"
"Well, let's say he's not so little anymore. I'll give him a call telling him to come down here" She smiled.
Within 10 minutes of her putting down her phone a handsome teenage boy with June's green hair arrived.
"Hello Grandma" He enthused.
"My, you are polite. Hello, I remember seeing you when you were a baby"
"Oh no" He laughed.
I offered for June to play catch with me but she said she couldn't because she didn't want to play in her uniform. So I gave her some old sweats of mine.
"Hey, I can't catch as well as usual, I am 5 people at the minute you know"
"I know mum, blame it on the babies, that's right" She teased.
"That's it Miss Masons, catch this!" I put all my effort into throwing the best that I could. She didn't catch it. "Now, who's the bad catcher June!?"
Travis Jr. decided to have a go of the water slide.. in a top. But he had a great time and didn't care that he got his top wet.
Piers wanted a go of the ship ride out in the back garden. "Ship wide. Go go" He shouted and he had a great time but at one point he looked like he was about to fall asleep from boredom so I took him off and let him crawl off to play with some toys inside.
I sat on the swing set where a couple of days ago me and my friend Vanessa sat and looked back over our fun-filled day and night. One of the images I kept thinking of that made me laugh was her and that hat saying "Ello Governa"
When I went inside, Fagan stopped me and asked to feel the baby. Of course I agreed, he said it felt swishy. Whatever that means.
I kept going outside to get fresh air for me and all the babies. "I can't believe there's four of you in there, but you'll be here soon. Goodness knows how i'll hold you all at once" I joked.
"Have they not been looking after you, they're bad owners aren't they" I chatted with the little bird. But I was right, Angeni nor Ivie were looking after the bird that they were assigned to look after, but this was the birds last day here so I thought i'd give it a bit of company.
It's time for my quadruplets to come and see the world, I knew this would be the most painful.
From left to right: Gerry, Asa, Kyan and Shayna
Welcome home and into this world quads :)
To make the household right, Angeni and Ivie moved out, good luck girls :D
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